Q: How many Chicago School economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb needed changing the market would have already done it.
Q: How many neo-classical economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the wage rate.
Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
A2: None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen.
A3: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
A4. None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place.
A5. None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !!!
A6. None; they're all waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting disequilibrium.
Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - the market has already discounted the change.
Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, lawyers screw the lot of us.
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:))) thumbs up !
RăspundețiȘtergere- Сколько требуется выпускников Гарварда, чтобы поменять лампочку ?
- Двое. Один звонит папе, второй держит его коктейль...
off-topic :
...shtiu ca nu-l prea agreezi pe Taibbi :) dar articolul asta e chiar foarte bun...
...pe alocuri tulburel dar un MUST READ indeed...
Obama's Big Sellout
And how many Apple engineers does it take?
RăspundețiȘtergereabout 300 hundred plus. Given a bulb, first, the apple guys will criticize it badly, then they will design a new bulb - just
RăspundețiȘtergereone gorgeous, unique, great, unbelievable, simple, bright, light, slim. Then they will not release it for about 2 years, still living rumors everywhere. Only after final touches on the shipping boxes Jobs will give the keynote about it. Every bulb will come with its unique socket from Apple. Additional sockets, basically of different colors, may be bought from apple store as accessories for "small premium" packed in a nice box. You may screw the bulb by yourself, but apple will not give a guarantee that it will work, and any warranties are limited. But before that, you will have to sign a 3.2590098 years contract with ReteleElectriceChisinau. Finally, a "cool" guy from apple store will come with an USB cable on his neck and turn the bulb on.
Larry :) cool!
RăspundețiȘtergereo da, o sa citesc. cam multe buchii acolo.
BTW, AIG released the info about bail-out funds.
aici detaliile
@ Quant :)))))))))))))))))))) ReteleEllectriceChisinau- Jobs would kill to have a contract with them! :))))))))))
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